WOMEN ARE COMPLEX CREATURES

If you kiss her, you are not agentleman
If you don’t, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you arelying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you area wimp
If you don’t, you are not understanding
If you visit her often,she thinks itis boring
If you don’t , she accuses you ofdouble-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says youare a playboy
If you don’t , you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
If you don’t, she thinks you do notlove her
If you attempt a romance, she says youdidn’t respect her
If you don’t, she thinks you do notlike her
If you are a minute late, shecomplains it’s hard to wait
If she is late, she says that’s agirl’s way
If you visit another man, you’re notputting in “quality time”
If she is visited by anotherwoman, “Oh it’s natural, we are girls”
If you kiss her once in a while, sheprofesses you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells thatyou are taking advantage
If you stare at another woman, sheaccuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, shesays that they a just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk In short:So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful